Being Queen of Egypt can be tough business. First you have to sneak into Julius Caesar’s palace in a rolled up carpet and then you have to get him to dethrone your brother. To make a long story short, you’ll probably end up being poisoned by venomous snakes. It’s really just smarted to pick up this Cleopatra headpiece and pretend that you’re the Queen of the Nile. There’s a lot less dying involved that way.