Man, that King Arthur… he’s such a tough boss! Always telling you to tuck in your shirt, iron your tabard, shine your sword, go find the Holy Grail or whatever he’s always going on about. If only the medieval job market were a little better. It’s kind of, “join the Crusades, or die of plague, or both.” Sigh. Being a knight is tough. But don’t worry, this Halloween is gonna be much more fun than all that, because you’ll just be pretending to be a knight! Which I think we can all agree is much more fun than actually being a knight and living in the middle ages with all the pestilence and things.