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Goofy plans to take over Alaska using legal loopholes and telethons to raise funding for weapons might be the worst ways to go about running a terrorist organization. The rest of the Cobra team is getting pretty frustrated with him, since all of his schemes fail. Why, a woman with a cute Cobra Commander outfit could probably just waltz into his headquarters and take control of Cobra without much resistance. She might even be able to defeat the G.I. Joes with a plan that actually makes a little bit of sense. She might even be able to succeed in world domination. Where might a girl get a costume like that? Oh, look. There’s one right here…
